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If Fandoms were Countries

  • Sherlock:

    Continuously noticing everything about other countries and making diplomats uncomfortable as a result. Some government officials may be made of jam. Or kittens. There has also been a chronic milk shortage for the past decade.

  • Doctor Who:

    Appears larger on the inside. Also tends to disappear periodically and reappear a couple of centuries earlier.

  • Supernatural:

    Black Chevy Impalas are the only cars in production. National anthem is 'Carry On My Wayward Son'. Everything considered funnier in Enochian.

  • Avengers:

    Government spends majority of time playing Galaga. Does not have an army; has a Hulk. Population will ignore stupid-ass decisions made by government.

  • Hannibal:

    Very polite to visiting diplomats before they eat them.

  • Night Vale:

    No-one knows exactly what anyone else looks like. Dog parks are forbidden by law. Government spies wear tan jackets. Weather is musical. Cats float. McDaniels is President for Life.

  • LOTR/Hobbit:

    Elvish is the native language. Tall blondes automatically assumed to be fabulous. Short bearded royals considered even more so.

  • Harry Potter:

    Population is divided into Houses. All schools are boarding schools renovated from old castles. Spiders, rats and snakes treated with suspicion.

  • Hunger Games:

    Mahogany is a major export. Soup is made with salty tears. Government has launched a major investigation into who ordered the pig.

  • Twilight:

    Hated by most other countries.

  • Game of Thrones:

    Lasted a week before everyone died.

Fandoms Meeting.

  • Doctor Who:

    I would like to call this meeting to-

  • Lord of the Rings:

    Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.

  • Doctor Who:

    You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.

  • Sherlock:

    *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-

  • Harry Potter:

    We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.

  • Doctor Who:

    If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-

  • Supernatural:

    If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!

  • Avengers:

    Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.

  • Hetalia:

    America's the hero! He'll save you!

  • Black Butler:

    Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.

  • Supernatural:

    Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*

  • Doctor Who:

    There's something really important I need to tell you!

  • Sherlock:

    18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-

  • Supernatural:

    Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!

  • Sherlock:

    *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!

  • Lord of the Rings:

    He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.

  • Homestuck:

    People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.

  • Doctor Who:

    IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?

  • *everyone looks to said seat*

  • Hannibal:

    Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.

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